Twitter Ranting!!!

An argument with a friend, brought about this piece…

Hmmmm… If you are reading this, then no doubt, you have either one or two accounts on various social websites… And, most definitely, you would be able to relate with this.

Facebook, has gone haywire, but we all agree to that. But, most facebookers are real. Not as if they have a choice, but facebook’s profile info is quite detailed for you to spot the real and fake ones… Unlike twitter, a bio, a link, and location is all you have to sift the wheat from the chaff.

For those living out the fake life, I wonder if their personality in reality, is not enough to pull friends towards them. Do they have real friends on twitter? If so, how will they explain the discrepancies between their twit life and reality… In the end, they are the ones who go about tweeting “don’t judge me by my tweet or I’m not my tweet”. Fuck it! You could rather say you are suffering from Multiple personality Disorder (MPD) and we move on with life.

The other day a fool tweeted ‘All my unfollowers will die like dagrin’ I checked his TL, unsurprisingly 100% of his tweets were stolen. Do I blame the unfollowers? Who wants to be associated with a loser??? Like jeez, who does that, if not someone who has underestimated himself in life and has tagged himself as an underachiever. He’s not alone in it, lotta them doing the same stealing things and are actually feeling fly on it (I can CC one self acclaimed twitter celeb on this)… And I’m like, what happened to creativity???

Tweeting ‘TGIF-Clubbing things’ when you actually know that you know that by 8pm, u’ll crawl to your bed, twitpic-ing ur valentine gift and it has ‘getty image’ across it, tweeting ‘KFC things’ when you are actually at one wack mama put’s shop, or tweeting ‘Andre & Rozay things’ when you are actually getting high on alomo. Get real and face reality, be yourself… It’s left to others to like you as you are.

The nude avi era is always coming on and off, the era of claiming I’ll twitpic my boobs if I get to 1200 followers, the subsequent re-opening of a suspended account and the nude avi babe with just 12 followers (by the way, she should go kill herself).Well, I don’t blame them because if one idiot of a girl is using a nude avi and some crazy sex starved hungry bastards do not follow her, I’m pretty sure other hoes ‘ll not follow suit in doing that. Various nude avi/sexually related accounts on twitter, some have been suspended and some are still peddling the bullshit. @Ordinabarbie was a legend(I stand to be corrected), not because she was fake but cos she embraced reality. All those fucking wannabees can only try hard and harder but she’s still a long way ahead despite her twitter demise.

In the same vein, the idiot of a guy, using the @sm1sexy account. I dunno what the fool stands to gain. Well what will most people not do to crave that much needed attention??? Same goes for that old foolish oil company worker. Even the security guard of an oil firm, will not have up to 5hrs to spend on trivial things not to talk of spending 24hrs on random bullshit especially, twitfighting with those whom he’s old enough to give birth to!!!

Well all I have just done, is rant. Those who will listen will and likewise, otherwise…. Like they say, THE WISE ONE DOES NOT NEED ADVICE AND THE STUPID ONES WILL NOT HEED ADVICE!!!

@StraitTwistedMe

Rambling Valentine Tots

Happy Valentine’s day…
Ok, dunno how i’m going to express myself on this. Btw, i’m writing it from a pessimistic view!!!

i’m wondering how many guys would curse this day for coming.
i’m wondering how many guys would go broke trying to look rich.
i’m wondering how many guys ASUU almost saved from blowing their money.
i’m wondering how many guys are cursing ASUU for fucking up plans.

i’m wondering how many beds ‘ld get occupied @ night.
i’m wondering how many condoms ‘ld get ‘wasted’.
i’m wondering how many orgasms ‘ld be achieved.
i’m wondering how many babies lifespan ‘ld get started.

i’m wondering how many people would wish they were not single.
i’m wondering how many engaged would wish they were single.
i’m wondering how many food outlet would wish everyday is val’s day.
i’m wondering how many hotel rooms ‘ld get booked.

i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld be broke on that day.
i’m wondering how many gals ‘ld ‘forget’ their ATM @ home.
i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld go broke on that day.
i’m wondering how many gals ‘ld foot the bill on that day. (Y)

i’m wondering how many girls ‘ld be having their period.
i’m wondering how many ladies ‘ld pull a fast one on their guys with their ‘red wine’ trick.
i’m wondering how many guys will fall for the ‘red wine’ trick.
i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld para for their girlfriends.

i’m wondering how many maga(s) will pay.
i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld form anger the day before.
i’m wondering how many guys would fall sick on that day.
i’m wondering how many girls would breakUp on that day.

Finally i’m wondering how many @ the end of the day, would regret the whole thing.