Rambling Valentine Tots

Happy Valentine’s day…
Ok, dunno how i’m going to express myself on this. Btw, i’m writing it from a pessimistic view!!!

i’m wondering how many guys would curse this day for coming.
i’m wondering how many guys would go broke trying to look rich.
i’m wondering how many guys ASUU almost saved from blowing their money.
i’m wondering how many guys are cursing ASUU for fucking up plans.

i’m wondering how many beds ‘ld get occupied @ night.
i’m wondering how many condoms ‘ld get ‘wasted’.
i’m wondering how many orgasms ‘ld be achieved.
i’m wondering how many babies lifespan ‘ld get started.

i’m wondering how many people would wish they were not single.
i’m wondering how many engaged would wish they were single.
i’m wondering how many food outlet would wish everyday is val’s day.
i’m wondering how many hotel rooms ‘ld get booked.

i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld be broke on that day.
i’m wondering how many gals ‘ld ‘forget’ their ATM @ home.
i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld go broke on that day.
i’m wondering how many gals ‘ld foot the bill on that day. (Y)

i’m wondering how many girls ‘ld be having their period.
i’m wondering how many ladies ‘ld pull a fast one on their guys with their ‘red wine’ trick.
i’m wondering how many guys will fall for the ‘red wine’ trick.
i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld para for their girlfriends.

i’m wondering how many maga(s) will pay.
i’m wondering how many guys ‘ld form anger the day before.
i’m wondering how many guys would fall sick on that day.
i’m wondering how many girls would breakUp on that day.

Finally i’m wondering how many @ the end of the day, would regret the whole thing.

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About @StraitTwistedMe

Random Ish.

Posted on February 12, 2012, in Personal Ish and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 23 Comments.

  1. U’re a big case! Cool tho.

  2. Cool cool cool. 9ce 1…

  3. Lol… So u did nt c anything good. Abi?

  4. LMAO! Ya sick! Very Comical…

  5. Lol… So u did not c any good thing abi? Stingy boy… Cool tho.

  6. Lol… Very very naughty.

  7. TwistedU Indeed...

    Not up 2 ur usual standard sha.

  8. U’re crazy! Hope this not ur real self sha… 9ce

  9. Write something serious jor. This one is pure comedy…

  10. Na so. Na so!

  11. Full of Truth that y’all don’t wanna hear. Nice post, bro.

  12. Valentine Steez… Hian.. Nice One Their Bro.. (Y)

  13. Strange but true!

  14. Oh? There’s a red wine trick?

    Waste of good taste if you ask me..

  15. thefemaleking (sugaswit)

    Lool, really good, but you’re a pessimist oh. You should be thinking about the good things like how many girls wud get proposals ;). Totally relatable tho, good work!!

  16. Guy, i dey feel u die! Chop knuckle 4 this piece…

  17. Very funny and truthful… Hw bout d optimistic part?

  18. Hehehe…. I love this… Maga must pay sha…

  19. Valetine: bloody waste.

  20. So true….. Many stuffs re gonna happen 2mao…

  21. 😉 no comment!

  22. I also wonder hw many blogs would be writtin on valentine that day! Nice piece aniway! *gbam*

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