Clips from someone’s diary

Day 27

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning.

I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and
say, Happy Birthday, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember. My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my beautiful secretary Joanne said, Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered.

I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me, she said it with a twinkle. I said, Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day. We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we”? I replied with “I suppose not”. What do you have in mind? She said, ‘Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner. My arousal went into over-drive.

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m gonna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back. “Ok” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there,

On the couch,

Naked.

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About @StraitTwistedMe

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Posted on May 4, 2012, in 30-Days Posts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 22 Comments.

  1. must’ve been a pretty sunny day.

  2. Lmao…TF!!!

  3. olamide adebiyi

    Very hilarious

  4. Bigboy Gothic

    Woooooah.

  5. Lmao, his own don finish be dt….lmao

  6. Buhaha.lovely piece .thumbs up

  7. LMAO… Kasala iyaff burst…

  8. Em, nice but this is actually an old story.

  9. Oh Lordy Lordy Lord!!

  10. Lool! yes i saw this coming!

  11. ThatBloodyGEEK

    Now dats just crazy!! Nice piece tho :). Verry funny

  12. Lmao. This piece is epic!!!

  13. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

  14. *mouth agape* OMG!!! Hilarious!!

  15. I think I’ve read this somewhere before

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