Facebook Guys/Ladies Thing…..

We log on daily to facebook {or rather, some still log on to facebook}….
With different tots in mind…
Some to catch fun, some to reach out to d world and others to meet peeps…

This write up is going to d guys….
To be sincere, girls don’t really av problems on facebook
cos most of them even prefer limited contact unlike guys who add every Tom, Dick and Harry!!!!!!!

But guys are always wanting to meet gals…’
I’m nt saying meeting gals is bad, but Approach a gal with the right mind…
Not Every Friend Request Should be sent with d mind of ‘i want to date that gal’…

More annoying is d messages a gal receive…
{My Profile Info Was that of a gal 4 a very long time, so i can speak on this with authority….}
Must u date every gal u meet??? Must u tell her your life history in d very 1st message u are sending her???
Virtually all messages i received being a gal were trash….

Here are excepts from my inbox…All d messages below are 1st messages 4rm guys…
More annoying is their use of English….
Haba…. Nobody is perfect, but these errors were absolute #GBAGAUNS!!!

I take time to accept every friend request of mine cos it’s nt rily like Twitter where u just click follow…
Here, U follow at least 2 steps b4 ur request is sent….
But do i really blame gals when they reject all dr friend request?? They prefer adding only friends they really know!!!!!!!

Here are some annoying messages i received {Un-edited}… Note their use of English…

From:

Awosanya Akeem

To:

You

When:

Yesterday at 2:21pm

Message:

Woz u girl?just like i wanna be a great gul today.becus i use 2 do funny thing everyday,u ar likely 2 no dat think girl.

From:

Adegoke Segun

To:

You

When:

Yesterday at 12:42am

Message:

Hi, pls let meet

From:

Christopher Emmanuel

To:

You

When:

Tuesday at 7:00pm

Message:

Let b endos as friends luv 2 know u contact anytime 08066853647

From:

Creamkid Akinbobola Noyo

To:

You

When:

Tuesday at 3:49am

Message:

I don’t really know how i can express my feelings to you because i wasn’t myself the first when i saw your picture.

I have seen and met great beauties,

I have also learnt how I gaze at them but for once, and with you only, I lost control of it.Can i get to know you better?

From:

Benjamin Okeowo

To:

You

When:

Tuesday at 3:37am

Message:

Hi baby,u re a beautiful damsel.U luk like my former girlfriend dat left 4 an americana.Are u Yemisi?

From:

Adewale Abdullahi Zico

To:

You

When:

Tuesday at 1:19am

Message:

can u send me ur number so dat we could talk on fone cos i which to know u beter

From:

Onakoya Omotoyosi Abayomi

To:

You

When:

Monday at 7:45pm

Message:

hello damsel thank u 4 accepting my

friend request

now dat we are now friends can we

know each

other better dan dis.i will be glad 2

have a reply dis messag

From:
Bayo Samson
To:
You
When:
Monday at 6:05pm
Message:
Hey Angel,
My name is BAYO,am in Lagos here,While searching through this site i found your profile and pics so interesting
and I’d really like to get to know you more,am single and really searching,Maybe this could really lead us somewhere OK…let’s see ,
U can always get back to me thru my Email akinbayo.akinseye@yahoo.com
or just give me a call anytime on my mobile number:08026604406,I wish i hear from you soon,lets just get more along baby,
i really like what am seen and would love to know more about you.
BAYO

From:

Raji Tunde

To:

You

When:

January 16 at 1:38am

Message:

Am very happy to be a friend with one of the most beautifull lady in whole world, pls thank u 4 ur accepted may God will blessing u…

Pls fine girl am wish to know u well…. Pls are u leave at lag…?

& pls this my phone no 07033738120. & pls send ur own phone no too… 1Oq as u step into yr 2O11.you wil be Increase in any good aspect…

In luv, in happiness, in health, and in every tins…@

From:

Abiodun Anthony Hassan

To:

You

When:

January 15 at 8:04pm

Message:

If u don’t mind let av a relationship.don’t be Annoyed wit me.it cos I av a Feeling 4 u!

pls flash me 07065679853 I will be expecting ur flash!

PS: k.What is the point of writing this? ionno but, The truth is most guys never learn… So this is more of a waste of time… Well maybe this will tell some gals that not all guys are the same……..

@StraitTwistedMe…

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Posted on December 15, 2011, in Personal Ish. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Dis 2 bad!no maner of aproach,very rude atitude infact am short of world bcos i don’t realy wat guy tak us for.TOO BAD

  2. Lmao @americana! I hardly receive these messages. Are my pics not fine enof? (˘̩̩_˘̩̩̩ƪ)

  3. Hi there admin, I basically needed to make a brief remark to actually proclaim that in fact I favored your specific story. Thanks!

  4. @weirdoo… It’s fine enough jor.

  5. @waneeta. Thanks alot.

  6. LMAO.!!!!!! Fuck.!!! I can never do that.!!!

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